Images via Mercedes-Benz Swim Fashion Week
Hearing reports of sun and bikinis from Mercedes-Benz Swim Fashion Week in balmy Miami makes San Francisco’s high of 61 degrees today (it’s MID-JULY! But why am I surprised? This has been my summer for the past 20 years. Get over it already, KP) even harder to take. I guess the best I can do is live vicariously through these preternaturally-endowed swimsuit models wearing Crystal Jin’s earth-toned teeny bikinis. I’m loving the muted brown and orange hues with pops of sky-blue sprinkled through the collection. A girl can dream — as long as she doesn’t look out that window at that chilly Pacific.