There’s a lot of competition for eyeballs at the most prestigious art show in the Americas. So if you’re the luckiest person on earth like me and your most awesomest friend gifted you plane tickets and is putting you up at her lovely home in Florida so the two of you can whoop it up at Art Basel Miami next week, you should probably wear something interesting. This ensemble will keep eyes on the person wearing it, wouldn’t you agree? I’m beyond obsessed with the colors and sparkles and comfort happening here.
Editor’s note: the headline is from a song by Baldo Rex (a Boulder, Colorado band from the ’90s) called It Ain’t You I’m Lookin’ At, which also includes the following lyrics: The pick-up scene at the art museum is so immature, man I know what you mean. You’re standing there, with your loose-lipped smirk, thinking I’m some kind of arrogant jerk. But it ain’t you I’m looking at! It ain’t you I”m lookin at. It ain’t you I’m looking at. It’s that painting! By Gauguin! Behind you! Art! Art! Art! Art! Art! Art! It’s a pretty rad song. Watch the band perform it here. Borderline NSFW!