Usually on Platform Tuesday I write about platforms that I covet, but today, I’m upset. OK, so lots of Jeffrey Campbell’s shoes are kinda nutty. But these particular models, the “Jumper” (please do not jump in these) have NO ARCH. And not in the sense that there’s not much support in that place where you’d like to feel something cushiony, but in that there is an actual gap of space — indeed, an absence of shoe — where one might desire an arch to be. Lori’s shoes claims the T-strap keeps “feet secure and comfortable atop the eye-catching illusory base.” The sad part is NO ONE WILL SEE your poor foot being tortured by an absent shoe part because your falling arch will be covering the void! I don’t know what else to say except: Mr. Campbell, why do you hate our feet? And this coming from someone who owns these.